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Mech Demotivational Poster


OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy.


TAGS: fedex over night delivery pizza fast humor mechanic pilot
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Laevian - May 26, 2012, 2:19 am
unbelievable ! 4L for the caption
ramblerjw - April 10, 2010, 6:43 pm
Has nothing to do with FedEx, when I was in the Corps I got this a chain email saying it was a list of Air Force gripes. I used a few of the "fixes" while doing the same type paperwork while stationed in Okinawa, let's just say that didn't end well for me
stygian616 - February 25, 2010, 12:57 pm
wow a poster with 5 L's even though the caption is a fail
WTF - November 18, 2009, 4:05 pm
Why is a civilian A320 equipped with "Identify Friend or Foe"?
phydeaux - November 18, 2009, 3:28 pm
I was in Naval Aviation...and a rookie pilot once actually handed in a gripe sheet with the "IFF works in IFF mode but not in OFF mode" issue. I laughed so hard at this I cried...
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am
erm caption not comment.
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am
That brought tears to my eyes before I even got to the comment. 5L just for the ph**o.
whatukno - November 18, 2009, 9:56 am
5L that was funny, not your caption, but the pic itself.


F18 HORNET REPAIRS -


TAGS: mechanics pilots
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

FangKitt3n - March 31, 2012, 3:14 pm
My masterchief would have shat bricks if my guys were working like that...
Airman - March 30, 2012, 5:43 pm
wouldn't all fit on my little form
ughomer - March 30, 2012, 4:50 pm
Airman ~ great rendition of this joke. Entire version is at http://www.tensionnot.com/jokes/customer_service_jokes/pilot_and_aircraft_mechanic (e.g., Pilot: Dead bugs on windshield. Technician: Live bugs on back-order.


FEMALE AUTOBOTS - THESE are the droids you're looking for!


TAGS: autobot autobots transformers transformer arcee anime mecha giant robot robots
Rating: 2.97/5

More motifakes by jalford

red03golf - May 1, 2011, 7:55 pm
Do they leak automatic tr*** fluid every 672 hours?
Sean - July 23, 2009, 10:42 pm
STAR WARS REFERENCES Spicing up the inane patter of those who have given up all hope of ever getting laid -- and rightly so.
a name of no use - July 23, 2009, 2:00 am
I reckon that would not end well for my p****...
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 1:59 am
Crap
Logic Man - July 22, 2009, 6:05 pm
No they are not! I am not looking for female droids. Dude....really? Is this what Motifake has attracted?


SUPER MECHA DEATH CHRIST 2000 - he canceled Beta Support for YOUR SINS!!




I SEE THE PROBLEM RIGHT HERE - And I can tell you, it's gonna cost!


TAGS: baby mechanic stroller repair
Rating: 4.49/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

ughomer - January 4, 2013, 6:57 pm
Double 5 Lions for this one!!


GENDO POSE - Attracts catgirl maids.




SAILOR MECHAS - Sometimes, anime fandom can go a little TOO far.




AUTOBOT LINCOLN - Emancipators in disguise.




GENDO POSE - British lords are into it.




FUTURE MECHA-LINCOLN - Will still take the time to pose for an old time photo


TAGS: future mecha lincoln
Rating: 2.68/5
TigerKid - July 24, 2008, 12:05 am
Awesome shop job. Thanks for the new desktop


BATTLE MECHS -




KURATAS - Japanese for " Tanks Are Obsolete"


TAGS: robot japan mecha
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by TerraNempire

EmilioDumphque - November 30, 2012, 10:49 pm
Try going up against an old Sherman tank with that!


Mitsubishi 3000gt -


TAGS: mechanic 3000gt mitsubishi
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by montecarloman

Bolverk3778 - November 6, 2013, 3:28 pm
With the 3000GT you'll need to be a programmer before a mechanic!!


HAPPENS EVERY TIME -




LASERS - Ion blasts are the right of all sentient beings.




MECHANICS -


TAGS: mechanics
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Bartimaeus - March 11, 2010, 11:12 am
"Is that motor oil I'm feeling, or are you just happy to see me?" 5/5
MO - March 11, 2010, 9:36 am
Suck, squeez, bang, blow!!
Faceplant31 - March 10, 2010, 7:57 pm
Thanks Grey!
GreyScorpion - March 10, 2010, 7:53 pm
she changin' her plug? "5 How Now Brown Cows"
Faceplant31 - March 10, 2010, 7:53 pm
*Facepalm*
Derek - March 10, 2010, 7:45 pm
Love the look on her face
stygian616 - March 10, 2010, 7:41 pm
grammar nazi fail


GENDO POSE - Attracts shinigami.




GENDO POSE - Even cosplayers aren't safe from it.




GENDO POSE - British spies are into it.




GENDO IKARI - Just as planned




PWNAGE - This has it


TAGS: robots bombs pwnage cool mech awesome
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by Leeroy Jenkins

4thelulz - February 15, 2011, 9:21 pm
Kentares IV for the win!
Woody - June 30, 2009, 9:47 pm
aman to that.
Schifty - November 26, 2008, 2:37 pm
**** yea!


GENDO POSE - Alien invaders can't conquer Earth without doing it.




Uphill Battle -




Disturbing -


TAGS: laughing laffing sal santa cruz mechanical laughing monstrosity
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 14, 2014, 7:53 pm
On the boardwalk, yes. Its not an attraction for anything today, but they used it for attractions around the 1930s.
EmilioDumphque - April 13, 2014, 6:45 pm
I used to live there, but I don't recall that! A beach-boardwalk attraction?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2014, 5:11 pm
It was supposedly used to attract attention to either an act or a dark ride but, I'd make a quick U-turn and RUN!
Oldsod - April 11, 2014, 6:16 am
They had one of those in Elitch Gardens when I was a kid. Scarred me for years.


QUANTUM MECHANICS - Means you really can be in two places at once.




Darwinism -


TAGS: evolution idiot stupid charles safety mechanism
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by vindicator

vindicator - August 21, 2014, 10:21 am
huh?
Reality Lord - August 21, 2014, 6:51 am

darwinism fail...they were old enough to pass along the stupid gene :)


LEARNING CURVE - never has it been so short


TAGS: plane mechanic stall
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by CaptCourageous

EmilioDumphque - January 27, 2012, 1:27 pm
If it was a helicopter, he'd be a dead duck!


GOTCHA!!! - Giant Robots make the best snipers.




GENDO POSE - Sexy alien giantesses live for it.


TAGS: gendo ikari neon genesis evangelion eva anime manga mecha
Rating: 2.18/5

More motifakes by jalford

Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 2:13 pm
You can use the site's "Create" feature and save to your pc without subjecting us to your off topic, unfunny posters. Then we won't make fun of you and you won't have to make childish threats against us.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 2:11 pm
I'm sure that there is an Anime/Cartoon site that would really appreciate your posters. Why you can't make actual funny or demotivational posters I will never understand. Your subject matter just doesn't belong here.


TUNNELS - you will never understand what they have to do with quantum mechanics




The MadCat Mech. -




BAD GUY -




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